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ENTRY #00001
i am gigpiss saltmember

I AM A HORRIBLE LiTTLE GOBLINOID CREATURE attempting to SCAMPER ABOUT and SMELL ON YOUR SHINS

i cross paths with you frequently because of mistakes that you make

why do you even try to oppose me? i am inevitable.

but if we joined forces i could sniff all the shin i want

ENTRY #00002
bad smells i like

old garbage w/new coffee grounds

rotten car potato

hospital sewer

a extra dank ferret

most of your house as of since i got here

ENTRY #00003
come to peace with i live with you now

come to peace with i live with you now

your old life before gigpiss is over. no more serenity. rejoice!

the astonishment you will feel at where my body liquids can make stains will be its own reward

can you find the slug trail i left in the kitchen?
HINT: i was climbing

calm down about how i exist near you usually, and try to keep up with the mess

ENTRY #00004
how to tork me off in seven easy steps

1) ha ha i fooled you, it is impossible
2) i dont get angry i get a jug of outside milk
3) i spit the old milk onto peoples dogs
4) people smile very seldom while detecting me
5) people smile the very least when i spit outside milk real hard onto their dogs
6) it is not difficult to hear the gratitude in the violent hollers as i dodge
7) they are trying to say 'thakns to saltmember for helping me smile less and there fore live longer'

ENTRY #00005
my dad

this is my dad

he taugh tme all about the fecal bargaining you have become recently familiar with